Pathan Apni Bivi Ki Kabr Pe Jorjor Se Pankha Chala Ke Ro Raha Tha Kisi Ne Kaha: Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah Pathan Bola: Marne Wali Kah Gai Thi Meri Kabr Ki Mitti Sukhane Ke Baad Hi Dusra Nikah Karna Pata Nahin Kaun Sala Roj 2 Balti Pani Dal Jata Hai?
Pathan Coffi Shop Men Water Se: Ek Cofi Kitne Ki Hai? Water: Sar 50 Rupaye Pathan: Samne Wali Dukan Par To 1 Rupaye Likha Hai Water: Dhayan Se Padho Cofi Nahin Copy Likha Hai Photostat Ki Dukan Hai Vo
Pappu Apni Gav Ki Garlfrend Ko Leker Hotal Men Gaya Water Ne Pucha: Kya Loge? Garlfrend: Sabjiyon Wali Gujhiya Water: Vo Kya Hota Hai? Pappu Bola: Ye Momos Mang Rahi Hai
Hindustani Nari Sanskaron Wali Hoti Hain Vo Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko 'Abe Gadhe/A Gadhe' Nahin Kahati Isiliye Kahti Hain "E Ji/ O Ji Sunte Ho"
Patipatni Ka Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Patni: Tumhen Meri Awaaz Se Bahut Pareshani Hai N Bas Aaj Ke Baad Tum Meri Awaz Nahin Sunoge Pati: Kyon Kya Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho? Patni: Nahin Main Tumhen Bahra Karne Wali Hu
Jab Bhi Aap Mahsus Kare Ki 1. Aapki Patni Behad Khubsurat Hai 2. Tikhe Nayanon Wali Hai 3. Buddhiman Hai Grehlakshmi Hai 4. Aapse Koi Apeksha Nahin Karti Hai 5. Niswarth Swabhav Se Samarpit Hai Tab Samajh Len Jis Madira Ka Sevan Aap Ne Kiya Hai Vah Uchchakoti Ki Hai